If I were Opportunity, I wouldn't just knock, you'd have to sign.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

Faith is the subtle chain which binds us to the infinite.

My family were from Jamaica.

I'm a big free trader. But it has to be fair.

She said she was working for the ABC news, it was as much of the alphabet as she knew how to use.

All my different kinds of artwork have been designed to inspire people to think. They may not always agree with me, but at least they will have some feelings and some passion about whatever it is.

In all the affairs of this world, so much reputation is in reality so much power.

Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.

You don't need to be flamboyant in your life to be flamboyant in your work.

I recommend limiting one's involvement in other people's lives to a pleasantly scant minimum.

The manager's function is not to make people work, but to make it possible for people to work.