If I had my life to live over, I'd have fewer meetings and more rendezvous.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

Celui qui se relève de ses faux pas aura gagné l'estime des dieux. De toutes les couleurs qu'on lui en a fait voir, il construira un arc-en-ciel.

All the little devils are proud of their hell

Voluptuous and enveloping like layers of precious fabrics

Time sets all things right. Error lives but a day. Truth is eternal.

Doubt is a killer. You just have to know who you are and what you stand for.

Instead of telling them God has a wonderful plan for their life - tell them who God is.

The reason why men do not obey us, is because they see the mud at the bottom of our eye.

I had this almost Dickensian look. I was quite fragile.

I love you," I said in a low, intense voice. "I will always love you, no matter what happens now.

We do not see what is “real,” we see what we are.