If I couldn't be a fiction writer, I would be a roller coaster designer for theme parks

I've always been an Industrial fan. People who say "Industrial is out" are the same people who will say "IDM is out" in a year or two. Ambulance chasers.

Blood diamonds, she thought. That’s exactly what these are. She felt almost as superstitious as the Africans now, as if the pink diamonds themselves had somehow caused all this hardship and death.

My dear lady, you have no idea just how scandalous I can be. ~Peter Viktor von Strassenberg, 1905

Every person I have known who has been truly happy has learned how to serve others.

Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard.

Error is always more busy than truth.

I began a conversation with the heads of our esteemed department of political science, and instantly I concluded, 'Hopelessly incompetent!

Ghost stories always creep me out and weird me out. Those are always interesting to watch.

Spring is my sweetheart.

Since God is infinite he should be infinitely interesting as well.

Come over here and sit on my knee and finish your orange juice.

Look in the mirror, and don't be tempted to equate transient domination with either intrinsic superiority or prospects for extended survival.