If I can finish a cartoon in 20 minutes, then that's the ideal editorial cartoon - it's to the point.

I have no idea what readership is of written editorials, but it doesn't come anywhere close to the readership of editorial cartoons.

There is too much illustrating of the news these days. I look at many editorial cartoons and I don't know what the cartoonists are saying or how they feel about a certain issue.

I've never seen bad drawing destroy a good idea. On the other hand, I've never seen a good drawing save a bad idea.

England has forty-two religions and only two sauces.

― Why does toothpaste give me headache?

If you want toget the most outof a sketch, youneed to leave bigenough holes forthe imaginationto fit in.

Shall we speak of the inspiration of a poet or a priest, and not of the heart impelled by love and self-devotion to the lowliest work in the lowliest way of life?

If money's the god people worship, I'd rather go worship the devil instead.

Great seas," he said. "What do you want?" He held the candle up to her face. "Po, what do you want?" "She did a far better job than I would've done.

We went to see 'Twilight' all together actually and we can't believe how bad it was.

...he will be our friend for always and always and always.

It is amazing how many people think they are doing blacks a favor by exempting them from standards that others are expected to meet.

They hit you with a knife, you find a gun