I was tempted to tell her it was because we were British and actually had a sense of humour, but I try not to be cruel to foreigners, especially when they're that strung out.

Holy paranormal activity, Nightingale - to the Jag mobile.

This is why magic is worse even than quantum physics. Because, while both spit in the eye of common sense, I've never yet had a Higgs bosun turn up and try to have a conversation with me.

The British have always been madly overambitious, and from one angle it can seem like bravery, but from another it looks suspiciously like a lack of foresight.

My mum translated this in her head to "witchfinder, " which was good because like most West Africans, she considered witchfinding a more respectable profession than policeman.

You know there's always things in life that you have to do despite the fact that you know for certain the outcome is going to be messy, painful, humiliating, or all three.

Keep Holding on there's no other way to comes to the truth.

There are two sides to every question: my side and the wrong side.

Experience God, don't raise a wall of dogmas between you and Him.

We spend most of our lives doing nothing but waiting. Waiting things that always change.

I began raising chickens primarily for their eggs, but over the years, I've also grown fond of caring for them and learning about their many different breeds and varieties.

Dogs do tricks. Cats play tricks.

I guess what I'm trying to say is, I'm a helluva kisser.

Kennedy cooked the soup that Johnson had to eat.

All that attention to the perfect lighting, the perfect this, the perfect that, I find terribly annoying.

Medicine is intention. Those who are proficient at using intention are good doctors.