I was going down and hard. There are a few things in life that suck really badly. Loving someone who doesn't love you back is one of them.

The sizzle I felt being near him was so intense, but I couldn't figure out if they were fireworks or warning flares.

For all that my co-workers put such stock in not being a transfer, we had a definite edge in one area. As a human, you were born knowing that you were going to die.

We weren't a couple, but friends didn't spoon every night. Fate and I were officially in relationship-no-man's-land.

Author says he suffered from both "a craving to be famous" and "a horror of being known to like being known.

People. Products. Profits. In that order.

The landscape of any farm is the owner's portrait of himself.

Some of us are like a shovel brigade that follow a parade down Main Street cleaning up.

To pursue a goal which is by definition unattainable is to condemn oneself to a state of perpetual unhappiness.

Intrinsic value follows meaning follows form follows economics follows function follows more economics follows market research.

I've always done whatever I felt like doing in life. People may try to stop me, and convince me I'm wrong, but I won't change.

My job changes very little because I've found that the more you try to be funny, the less funny you become.

Those people who think only of themselves, are hopelessly uneducated. They are not educated, no matter how instructed they may be.

The thing is some girls think they can actually change guys