I want to dress like a child as much as possible.

Everyone's always telling you to be humble. When was the last time someone told you to be great?

Would you believe in what you believe in if you were the only one who believed it?

Even a broke clock is right twice a day

Life is 5% what happens, and 95% how you react.

This is my life homie, you decide yours

Believe in your flyness...conquer your shyness

Nothing in life is promised except death.

Everything I'm not makes me everything I am

You're not perfect, but you're not your mistakes.

You basically can say anything to someone on an email or text as long as you put LOL at the end.

My mom was a diabetic. Her sister was a diabetic, so I was already a candidate.

He who sees cruelty and does nothing about it is himself cruel.

Try to exclude the possibility of suffering which the order of nature and the existence of free-wills involve, and you find that you have excluded life itself

I am sometimes almost terrified at the scope of the demands made upon me, at the perfection of the self-abandonment required of me; yet outside of such absoluteness can be no salvation.

Watching other teams in the World Series is like watching somebody else eat a Hot Fudge Sundae.

Defend my honor - Protect my pride

Words transform. Speak only with a good purpose. Say only things that serve you and others. Choose your words wisely.

I'm telling you, it's so exciting playing out there because I'm playing well, you have the crowd behind you, and it's such a good feeling. I'm really having a good time out there.

I've always tried to explore the humorous aspects of life.

I missed 100% of the shots I didn't take