I've reached a point in my life where my Truman Show boat has hit the painting.

Everyone's always telling you to be humble. When was the last time someone told you to be great?

Would you believe in what you believe in if you were the only one who believed it?

Even a broke clock is right twice a day

Life is 5% what happens, and 95% how you react.

This is my life homie, you decide yours

Believe in your flyness...conquer your shyness

Nothing in life is promised except death.

Everything I'm not makes me everything I am

You're not perfect, but you're not your mistakes.

You basically can say anything to someone on an email or text as long as you put LOL at the end.

No need to hurry. No need to sparkle. No need to be anybody but oneself.

The ability to seize initiative is the most essential quality of any truly successful manager.

Even if you persuade me, you won’t persuade me.

I've been trying to quit smoking weed and it's really hard quitting pot. It was actually easier to become a vegetarian because your friends never show up at your house with a sack of beef.

Mum and I were delighted to find out we were descended from 'bog-trotters.'

How soon hath Time, the subtle thief of youth, stolen on his wing my three-and-twentieth year!

Sometimes identity can be your salvation. It can be liberating to find your place in the world, but at some point, identity can hold you back.

It is almost as presumptuous to think you can do nothing as to think you can do everything.

Reason may be the lever, but sentiment gives you the fulcrum and the place to stand on if you want to move the world.

I don't think anyone here supports the legislation. But I'd like to hear you at least say that you don't support spanking by any parent, because you choose not to do it. You must think it's wrong.