I've noticed you only speak ghetto half of the time." - Stephanie"I'm multi-lingual, " Rancher said.I followed him to the door, feeling jealous, wishing I knew a second language.

You're a marshmallow. Soft and sweet and when you get heated up you go all gooey and delicious."-

I attributed the incidence to temporary insanity, and in my own defense, I'd like to say I haven't run over anyone since.

Jesus, Morelli, you sound like you have PMS. You have to learn to lighten up a little. It's just a car alarm. You should be thanking me. I had it installed with my own money.

So you need an alarm system because you gonna be in bad neighborhoods?""Actually, I sort of stole a car, and I'm afraid the owner will try to get it back.

A winner endures all pain.

It is always of interest to know what strikes another human being as remarkable.

Money is everything in this world to some people, and more than the next to other poor souls.

Every meal should be prepared with love and eaten in peace, because its purpose is to strengthen us for the service of Love.

If you want your neighbor to know what Christ will do for him, let the neighbor see what Christ has done for you.

We know where most of the creativity, the innovation, the stuff that drives productivity lies - in the minds of those closest to the work.

Sometimes I lose a whole morning waiting on journalists and other people who look for me. But I always find some time for reading, talking to my friends and feeling what is happening in this world.

But there's wisdom in women, of more than they have known, And thoughts go blowing through them, are wiser than their own.

We say that "to let woman drive a car is like to let monkey fly a plane".

Some people are passionate about aisles, others about window seats.