I've never had a penny through oil deals and no one has produced a shred of evidence that I have.

We say here that if you fall down in the United States, the ambulance man must feel for your wallet before he feels for your pulse.

Poor me, poor me, pour me another.

It's clear enough that there was substantial fraud in Ohio, thus delivering the Electoral College vote for President Bush.

Stop invading Muslims lands! How can you expect Muslims to love you when you are forcefully occupying their lands and murdering their people?

Where were the calls for a no-fly zone when Israel attacked Gaza

Tony Blair will be remembered for nothing other than that he followed George W. Bush over a cliff; took the rest of us with them, and we haven't yet reached the bottom, I'm afraid.

As for Gordon Brown - I've described him and Blair as two cheeks of the same arse.

Are you an Israeli? I don't debate with Israelis. I have been misled, sorry. I don't recognise Israel and I don't debate with Israelis.

Syria is lucky to have Bashar al-Assad as her President.

A small man intoxicated by being allowed to run around with the big, aggressive, powerful boys after so many years as a corduroy-clad peacenik.

How can a nation be called great if its bread tastes like kleenex?

✵ When I first met you there was a garden growing from a black hole in my mind. ✵

I'm nocturnal when it comes to recording - I'm just more creative at night.

A man can seem to have many friends yet know little of friendship.

I did want to feel like life's all of one piece.

I believe for the first time in history, entrepreneurship is now a viable career.

In 1957, I was a 16-year-old office boy for the Dodgers.

I went to a couple Academy Awards parties and I was definitely like, 'Whoa, no one will talk to me.'

We're starting to see, as the economy improves, that the unemployment rate among veterans and military spouses - we're seeing some improvement in those numbers. And that's a good thing.

I think that when people start hanging around each other, they start to pick on on each other's quirks and taste in music, apparently.