I've never felt like I needed to change. I've always thought, 'If you want somebody different, pick somebody else.'

As a teenager I went all Goth, but I wasn't mopey enough. I would pretend to be, but I'd end up making people laugh.

There’s a greatness in not caring what people think

Hollywood wants to make women so perfect. Perfect hair. Perfect job. Perfect manners... I know some of the most beautiful women, and they are so weird. That's what makes them funny and captivating.

I watch HGTV like a maniac, and when it's bad, it's like some crazy college guy watching a football game.

I don't associate with people who blame the world for their problems. You are your problem. You are also your solution.

You just have to say, 'It’s pretty damn good. I am right here at the moment and I’m OK with it. I've got other things to think about.'

Even when someone gets to looking like she should be so proud of herself, instead she's like, 'I could be another three pounds less; I could be a little taller and have bigger lips.'

It's like I'm managing to achieve all this success in spite of my affliction ... Would you ever put that in the headline for a male star?

I could eat healthier, I could drink less. I should be learning another language and working out more, but I'm just always saying, 'Ah, I could get hit by a bus tomorrow.'

When someone really believes in what they're saying, but it's crazy, it's like my favorite thing on earth.

Love is the extremely difficult realization that something other than oneself is real.

There is no joy equal to that of being able to work for all humanity and doing what you're doing well.

The grass must bend when the wind blows across it.

No one to blame because there is no one other than you. Nothing to disrespect because there is nothing other than you.

Many people have been getting too casual about climbing Everest. I forecast a disaster many times.

Every putt is different. Your feet dictate the stroke by how they feel on the green. I just never used the same stroke on every putt.

To be taken into account were some years of schooling, where I studied with diligence Neptune's laws, and these laws I tried to obey when I sailed overseas; it was worth the while.

We do not see with our eyes, but through them.

What do you possess if you possess not God?

Wherever you have a plot of land, however small, plant a garden. Staying close to the soil is good for the soul.