I've never been arrested in my life. Never had cuffs put on me, never been charged with a crime, never spent one day in jail.

If you were to come to Minnesota, I could have you locked up like that. That's power.

I love my country, not my government.

When I ran for governor of Minnesota, I only raised $300,000.

Organized religion is a sham and a crutch for weak-minded people

Patriotism to your country is something that comes from your heart. It should be taught to you by your parents.

If you tell the truth, you don't need a long memory.

Organized religion is a sham and a crutch for weak-minded people who need strength in numbers. It tells people to go out and stick their noses in other people's business.

A vote is "wasted" when someone fails to vote their conscience.

A hero must be honorable, must have honor. And you can't have honor if you're a liar. There is no honor in lying.

There is much more to being a patriot and a citizen than reciting the pledge or raising a flag.

The tram can run over you only if you are on the tram way! The darkness can run over you only if you are on the ignorance way!

Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear.

We cannot understand. The best is perhaps what we understand least.

Knowing exactly what you want to do, with unwavering conviction, is the spark that generates everything.

If there are one hundred thousand damned souls for one saved soul, the devil has always the advantage without having given up his son to death.

I think you should take your job seriously, but not yourself - that is the best combination.

I Use The Square To Begin My Solutions Because The Square Is A Non-choice, Really. In The Course Of Development, I Search For The Forces That Would Disprove The Square.

Religion holds a man back from the path, prevents his stepping forward, for various very plain reasons. First, it makes the vital mistake of distinguishing between good and evil.

There are a lot of movies made for nobody.

Sometimes it's hard to accept one's inner weirdo.