I've had plenty of jo-jobs. Nothing I'd call a career. Let me put it this way. I have an extensive collection of name tags and hair nets.

Led Zeppelin didn't write tunes that everybody liked, they left that to the Bee Gees.

Am I supposed to be a man? Am I supposed to say, 'It's okay, I don't mind, I don't mind'? Well, I mind! I mind big time! And you know what the worst part is? I never learned to read!

If you label me, you negate me?

Garth, marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries!

And you know what the worst part is? I never learned to read!

I thought I had mono for a year...Turns out I was just really bored.

A thousand half-loves must be forsaken to take one whole heart home.

The Lesson is Life and Life is the Lesson, and the Lesson does not contain a single Atom.

I was a beautiful vampire princess loved, worshiped and admired by all. I lived in a luxurious gothic castle and I have no idea how I ended up at this fiberglass table with you losers.

I think reality television, unless it's inspirational, which it very rarely is, I think it's embarrassing. It's embarrassing state of affairs that we're in.

There were a couple of things I needed to do while I was in New York. One was to have a pizza pie, one was to get a tattoo... and the other was to get a Yankees hat.

Go, little booke! go, my little tragedie!

In the midst of a foggy field, the answers are hidden But the impossible journey deems them forbidden. The Reaper of Death, the Angel of Life. They walk together in day and night.

What was it that drew you back? My marvellous personality, I suppose? Or my sparkling conversation?

I'm not really a girly girl.

Nothing as mundane as mere evidence can be allowed to threaten a vision so deeply satisfying.