I've gotten more than two million votes more than anybody else.

Nothing is easy, but who wants nothing?

There's nobody bigger or better at the military than I am.

I am the only one who can make America truly great again!

Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war.

Don’t be afraid of being unique. It’s like being afraid of your best self.

I could stand in the middle Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters.

If you're going to be thinking anyway, think big!

Always try to learn from other people's mistakes, not your own- it is much cheaper that way!

Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad.

This very expensive GLOBAL WARMING bullshit has got to stop. Our planet is freezing, record low temps,and our GW scientists are stuck in ice.

Beethoven can write music, thank God, but he can do nothing else on earth.

Be Consciousness (Itself)- Contemplate Consciousness (Itself)- Transcend Everything in Consciousness (Itself).

It's nice to be short, because people expect less from you.

There are very few comics that understand about exciting the crowd, and that's what I always prided myself on: giving a more confident macho attitude towards delivering material.

The outside world doesn't have a lot to offer. You have to make your own heaven in your own home.

Today, do just a little bit more. Turn going the extra mile into a habit - it is what lifts most successful people above the crowd.

We need to teach our youth American values, kindness, honesty,respect.

I remember my brother Nash had just directed me in 'The Square,' and I was sitting in Australia going: 'No one's called me about working for ages. I don't know if I'm ever going to get another job.

Never give up; just absolutely never give up.

People are capable of doing an awful lot when they have no choice and I had no choice. Courage is when you have choices.