I've been singing this song now for twenty five minutes. I could sing it for another twenty five minutes. I'm not proud... or tired.

Santa Claus wears a Red Suit, he must be a communist. And a beard and long hair, must be a pacifist. What's in that pipe that he's smoking?

Songs are like fish. You just gotta have your line in the water. And it's a bad idea to fish downstream from Bob Dylan.

Everyone has troubles. Finding yourself in the same boat with everyone else is the first sign of spirituality.

You can't have a light without a dark to stick it in.

If you want to end war and stuff, you gotta sing loud.

I don't want a pickle, just want to ride on my motorsickle

We would turn everything into songs in those days...A lot of people think "Alice's Restaurant" was an anti-war song. It's not.

I don't want a pickle, I just want ride on my motorcikle. I don't want to die, I just want a ride on my motorcy........cle.

Only the words of love kept alive are worthy of not being wasted.

Basically, I think you need two things to get by in this world: a sense of humor and the ability to laugh when your ego is destroyed.

In the heart of every apple is an entire orchard waiting only to be planted.

DONT praise her lovely EYES, UNLESS you have a LOVELY FACE.

My worthiness is all my doubt His Merit- all my fear- Contrasting which my quality Does however appear

Enabling is the enemy of motivation.

Together, we will protect the sanctity of life, ensuring early next Congress that no federal funds are used for abortion.

Let us keep Christmas still a shining thing.

Just because your environment or living space changes doesn't mean that your attitude necessarily has to change.

I realize what you can do when you scare the population and how media contributes to that.

I hereby resolve to kill every vampire in America.

People say that crisis changes people and turns ordinary people into wiser or more responsible ones.