I've always been terrible on regular sitcoms with lots of jokes. I don't know how to tell jokes.

Dwight is a sad clown. You've seen those paintings of sad clown.

The making of art is no different than prayer.

I know what I look like - a weird, sad clown puppet. I'm fine with that.

Well, Dwight was born to be No. 2 and I don't think he would know what to do as a leader. But he loves following. He would have made a great fascist.

I joined an acting class in my junior year in high school. I'd always wanted to try it.

Not everything is a lesson. Sometimes you just fail.

This is one doodle that can't be un-did, Homeskillet.

And I do believe that the way to change a society, to uplift people - not just their spirit, but to uplift their society and economic base - is through education.

I think God has a tremendous sense of humor.

My body has been making women laugh for the last 20 years and I'm happy to continue to oblige.

Let us be the waves of love and let it wash the universe.

In the usual progress of things, the necessities of a nation in every stage of its existence will be found at least equal to its resources.

Woman is sacred; the woman one loves is holy.

The inspirations of today are the shams of tomorrow the purpose has departed.

Not responding is a response - we are equally responsible for what we don't do.

All losers exaggerate because they want you to know how bad they feel.

We experience the grace of an infinite God, but grace is not infinite.

In Van Halen there were moments, like in some of the ballads, I put my heart and soul into those records. Those lyrics when I sang 'em, I gave myself goosebumps.

Love set you going like a fat gold watch. The midwife slapped your footsoles, and your bald cry Took its place among the elements.