I used to coach a lot of hockey. I'd love to be a hockey coach, a bit more of a dramatic role and not comedic. I would go back to my hockey roots, that would be fun.

I think our biggest goal is to laugh.

Relief. Excitement and relief. Relief is definitely the key word.

I don't look for [comedic moments] actually, I just live my life.

I never used to be as good, you get better. I've just gotten better and quicker at figuring out the joke.

We don't really have a star system in Canada, so to try and get people to watch your show or stand-up is always a challenge. That's the trick.

There are a lot of people who I look up to. I like what Ricky Gervais does, I also like Ron Howard. It's probably never going to happen, but if I had to pick a couple people, those are two.

If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?

Raising children is like baking cookies at high altitudes. The recipe doesn’t work. You must open the oven door and keep checking on the cookies.

If the enemy looks just like you, how do you fight him?

Unlike Elise, who could discover parts of a person they didn't even know were absent, you specialized in tangible, but that, I feared, was only a matter of time.

Since my retirement, I've spent a lot of time trying to help the School of Social Work at the University of North Carolina. A society like this just can't afford an uneducated underclass of citizens.

The best theory is inspired by practice.

Everybody who belongs to Christ belongs to everybody who belongs to Christ

I started working and publishing in price theory by 1938.

And the pressure to clarify what exactly is happening to Christians and other minorities in the Middle East is certain to intensify in the New Year.