I try to make people smile and dance, not think about things or educate them.

If you hear voices, you’re a lunatic. If you write down what they say, you’re an author.

Finally he turned his head toward her face and brushed a kiss over her cheek. “I love you and I believe with all my heart that you love me as well. Why can’t you say it, Hero?

If you didn't like your own life, you changed it. You ran away. You did something spectacular. you didn't steal someone else's story and pretend it was yours.

...if you give such a creature two blows with a whip, there are, indeed, two pains: but there is no co-ordinating self which can recognise that 'I have had two pains'.

I want to stay away from politics, or else I'll probably end up putting my size fifteen foot into my mouth.

I'm going to be 80, walking with a stick down the runway.

I think I get it now. It doesn't matter how nice home is--it just matters that it feels like home.

I'm just trying to make a good record that my fans will dig.

‎What is to prevent, say, an uprising?

My favorite writers are all Jews - David, Solomon, Matthew, Mark - well, you get the picture.