I tried to tell you that it's not Spade in there." "You could have tried harder. I absolutely never needed to know that Ian was pierced down there.

The sh*t's gonna splatter, start buggin, yo..." Mencheres to Cat

Brush teeth. Wash hair. Rule undead world with an iron fist.

It was ironic; he held her captive, yet she’d captivated him.

You're shagging a woman who can turn into a dragon? Blast you, Charles, I am sick with envy!

I am a nice young girl here to pick up your granddaughter for the weekend... We're going to a Bible retreat to scare the devil out of her. - Bones to Cat's grandparents

You're not a woman," he said finally. "You're the Grim Reaper with red hair!

Careful, luv. I might be angry with you, but that doesn't mean I don't still want you. So if you do that again, I'll shag you right here, right now, and sod anyone who wants to watch

That face. That body. And you know he’s packing. Look at the angle on that dangle.

I couldn't help shaking my head as I looked at him. Ian slept like a baby every morning - well, a baby who continually kept one hand down his pants.

Nice to meet you, mate, and here's some advice: Don't even think about it. You try anything with her and I'll neuter you with my bare hands.

...language always occurs in a context - you can speak Elizabethan words, but to speak the language you have to put on the mindset...

A little understanding of "As you sow, so shall you reap" is important, because then you can't blame the condition you're in on anyone else.

We all need the living green or we'll shrivel up inside. To make the modern city livable is the task of our times.

With our parents we bury our past, with our children our future.

I am of the opinion that there is more high-quality television being produced than at any time in the history of television.

I love my music so much, and I love what I'm doing so much that that has become my other half-rather than another person.

There is a species of moral, legal, and social modernism which we condemn, no less decidedly than we condemn theological modernism.

I love those stretches where I've just been a writer - when I haven't been doing Internet start-ups - where I pretty much eliminate meetings from my life.

There is a debt of service due from every man to his country, proportioned to the bounties which nature and fortune have measured to him.

I therefore believe it is my duty to my country to love it, to support its Constitution, to obey its laws, to respect its flag, and to defend it against all enemies.