I told you, God is not coy. He's more likely to hit you across the forehead with a two-by-four than whisper in your ear

You know, we all have our inner demons. I, for one - I can't speak for you, but I'm on the verge of moral collapse at any time. It can happen by the end of the show.

What we don't have a right to is healthcare, housing, or handouts. We don't have those rights.

Girl, you better check yourself before you wreck yourself!

Good for you, you have a heart, you can be a liberal. Now, couple your heart with your brain, and you can be a conservative.

Sometimes the hardest part of the journey is believing you're worthy of the trip.

The shadows are only the darkest when the light is at its brightest.

The moment you stop worrying about success is when success will happen.

Whoever thought a tiny candy bar should be called fun size was a moron.

If you have a priest that is pushing social justice, go find another parish. Go alert your bishop.

All men are created equal. It is what you do from there that makes the difference. We are all free agents in life. We make our own decisions. We control our own destiny.

Someday you'll find someone special again. People who've been in love once usually do. It's in their nature.

The truth is as truth shall be, We come with our own destiny.

The first thing is to hang on to everybody who is talented, who is entrepreneurial, who wants to make an impact and a change and start attracting ones.

(...) I don´t want a drink. I just want to know where am I? -You´re not in Kansas anymore!- Jake chuckled at his own joke.

Images of resentment and revenge only have us spending the precious moments of our lives imagining the 'other' as both dangerous and important!

In truth, most of us don't know our cats.

If you feel like you're getting into a rut with a song, a night off usually fixes it.

Terrorism is in good part an effective government propaganda; it serves to deflect attention from governmental abuse toward a mostly imagined, highly dangerous outside enemy.

I get to do what I love every day. I get to crawl into someone else's head and I love that.

To be honest, I don't think there's anything more exciting than an empty stadium. When you see it empty like that, all you see is possibility.