I tip like crazy. Theyll remember me. Celebrity can be expensive.

Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem.

I have had time to analyze my feelings. I am certain that they are totally neurotic, sexist, silly, and a big waste of time.

I was proud of the waves I had made, but wondered how many boats I was supposed to rock.

Miss Child is never bashful with butter.

Spanking and verbal criticism have become, to many parents, more important tools of child rearing than approval.

The establishment people tell us that if the workers wanted to share the profits, it was called communism. When management wants to share profits, it's called a bonus.

The House looks like more fun. It's like the Donahue show. The Senate is like one of those Sunday morning public service programs.

The system of volunteerism is divisive. It pits one charity against the others for the charity dollar.

I think the idea of creating a television news source that is not beholden to corporate interests is nirvana.

We should not use crippled children to sell hamburgers. Ever.

Unrealistic expectations often lead to disappointment, while simple unbiased attention and detachment to outcome often lead to pleasant surprises.

If an eagle be imprisonedon the back of a coin, and the coin tossedinto the sky, the coin will spin, the coin will flutter, but the eagle will never fly.

The only security lies in individual, personal honesty, The law cannot make people honest.

There are very serious forms of, and reactions to, sibling victimization.

Burning all the fossil fuels will destroy the planet we know, Creation, the planet of stable climate in which civilization developed.

He didn't look like a soldier at all. He looked like a filthy flamingo.

Borrowers will default. Markets will collapse. Gold (the ultimate form of safe money) will skyrocket.

You never know who you will meet along life's journey. You have to be open to risks, but calculated risks, open to winning.

I do like match play. I like trying to match an opponent shot for shot. It's a challenge. And it's something different.

Worry is the enemy of love. You cannot be in love and be worried at the same time.