I still sweat. My guts are still grinding out there. Sometimes I have enough cotton in my mouth to knit a sweater.

My swing is so bad I look like a caveman killing his lunch.

Pressure is playing for ten dollars when you don't have a dime in your pocket.

Golf is a game invented by the same people who think music comes out of a bagpipe.

You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.

I'm going to win so much money this year, my caddie will make the top twenty money-winners list.

The older I get, the better I used to be.

You're Mexican until you make money and then you're Spanish.

I'm not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they'd come up sliced.

If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron.

There are two things you can do with your head down - play golf and pray.

Life is not about reasons, explanations, interpretations, or solutions. It's all about actions and reactions.

I watched life and death unfold like a dance on the side of that road. My son was born with a bloodstained face and he died with blood from the accident covering that same face.

Words do not solve problems, actions do.

Sing your bliss, and the blissful will congregate.

Talk uses up ideas. ... Once I have spoken them aloud they are lost to me dissipated into the noisy air like smoke. Only if I bury them like bulbs in the rich soil of silence do they grow.

When women get together as a group, it is immensely powerful.

I've always been a Batman fan, and I've always wanted to draw and write the sort of stories that I've always loved about Batman.

You must remember I grew up around music. Three of my family were musicians.

There are infinite shades of grey. Writing often appears so black and white.

I will always be an advocate in terms of wars of necessity. I am just much more cautious on wars of choice.