I spent more money on one robe than guys spend in five years.

I'm Ric Flair! The Stylin', profilin', limousine riding, jet flying, kiss-stealing, wheelin' n' dealin' son of a gun!

Whether you like it or not, learn to love it, because its the best thing going. Wooooo!

Space Mountain may be the oldest ride in the park, but it has the longest line.

If you're a man, you don't cry about it, you take life, the ups and downs; if you're a real man you never go down, you just stay up!

To be that man, you've got to beat the man. Woooo!

All the women want to be with me, all the men want to be like me.

Diamonds are forever, and so is Ric Flair!

I've had more world championships than you've had women!

I'm every woman's dream and every man's nightmare.

My shoes are worth more......than your house!

The hardest thing about depression is that it is addictive. It begins to feel uncomfortable not to be depressed. You feel guilty for feeling happy.

The highest happiness on earth exists in the donation of self for the betterment of others.

Some archeologists believe that Stonehenge - the mysterious arrangement of enormous elongated stones in England - is actually a crude effort by the Druids to build a computing device.

I can hear the music all around me.

I always watched movies and rooted for the bad guys, you know? I've always been that kind of guy. I still hold some respect for criminals that are good at their jobs.

No one can pray and worry at the same time.

I think what I bring to the table overall is a sense of my own individuality, especially in the urban-male spectrum of what is here and now.

I'd like to be called Ransom Spunk or Spunk Ransom.

Similes prove nothing, but yet greatly lighten and relieve the tedium of argument.

Things with my dad were pretty good until I won an Academy Award. He was really loving to me until I got more attention than he did. Then he hated me.