I serve your Beaune to my friends, but your Volnay I keep for myself.

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination.

If you want to know who controls you, look at who you are not allowed to criticize.

It is dangerous to be right in matters where established men are wrong.

The mirror is a worthless invention. The only way to truly see yourself is in the reflection of someone else's eyes.

Give me the patience for the small things of life, courage for the great trials of life. Help me to do my best each day and then go to sleep knowing God is awake.

Many are destined to reason wrongly; others, not to reason at all; and others, to persecute those who do reason.

Each player must accept the cards life deals him or her: but once they are in hand, he or she alone must decide how to play the cards in order to win the game.

The most important decision you make is to be in a good mood.

Judge a man by his questions rather than his answers.

The more often a stupidity is repeated, the more it gets the appearance of wisdom.

Excellence is the target of champions and winners.

You always were beautiful, and you always will be beautiful.

Upscale young men seem to go for the kind of woman who plays with a full deck of credit cards.

Playing Xbox for 23 hours straight is cool and all, but I'm going to teach you how to spend time on things in your life that will get you the following two things: paid and laid.

Turning on the light is easy if you know where the switch is.

The shallow teapot does the most spouting, and boils dry most quickly!

When we trust God, He can make the ordinary extraordinary!

The government invented the Internet.

If you will tend to God’s business, He will tend to yours.

Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it.