I see where America is going, and it's not good. It's really bad.

Nothing is easy, but who wants nothing?

There's nobody bigger or better at the military than I am.

I am the only one who can make America truly great again!

Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war.

Don’t be afraid of being unique. It’s like being afraid of your best self.

I could stand in the middle Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters.

If you're going to be thinking anyway, think big!

Always try to learn from other people's mistakes, not your own- it is much cheaper that way!

Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad.

This very expensive GLOBAL WARMING bullshit has got to stop. Our planet is freezing, record low temps,and our GW scientists are stuck in ice.

Marrying a woman who was reckless must have been the ultimate reckless act, requiring a lifetime of balancing to keep both of them safe

He who grows not in the knowledge of Jesus, refuses to be blessed.

He: "Whale you be my valentine?" She: "Dolphinitely.

It's better that the innocent should live than that the guilty die

We'll succeed unless we quit.

Man must conquer nature.

Success is hastened or delayed by one's habits.

William Tell could take an apple off your head, [Phil] Taylor could take out a processed pea.

No one can keep a secret better than a child.

There are no rewards or punishments - only consequences.