I scrolled on down to the obituaries. I usually read the obituaries first as there is always the happy chance that one of them will make my day.

If a grasshopper tries to fight a lawnmower, one may admire his courage but not his judgement.

Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own.

You can sway a thousand men by appealing to their prejudices quicker than you can convince one man by logic.

Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

I never learned from a man who agreed with me.

A generation which ignores history has no past — and no future.

Don't ever become a pessimist... a pessimist is correct oftener than an optimist, but an optimist has more fun, and neither can stop the march of events.

May you live as long as you wish and love as long as you live.

It is a truism that almost any sect, cult, or religion will legislate its creed into law if it acquires the political power to do so.

That's what we do on 'Entourage.' We embed ourselves in legitimate authentic moments so wherever the action is happening, we're taking pieces from that red carpet.

When you fall ill, people send you CDs. Very often, in my experience, these are by Leonard Cohen

I'm not really a pitcher; I just play one in the movies.

I like Valentino a lot - they never use actresses in their campaigns.

One of my central maxims is how a major part of what a conductor tries to do is get a large group of people to agree on where "now" actually is.

As far as I am concerned, a painting speaks for itself. What is the use of giving explanations, when all is said and done? A painter has only one language.

In almost every garden, the land is made better and so is the gardener.

If there is any trouble within your heart - be free, in the name of Jesus Christ

She's a good girl, crazy about Elvis, loves horses, and her boyfriend, too.

I don't think there's any way we can save the polar bears.