I saw John Garfield smoke. He was my idol, so I smoked. I even smoked like him.

Poverty can teach lessons that privilege cannot.

I was at the pinnacle of my career one day and the next day I was put out to pasture. I felt like a race horse with a broken leg.

I'm 83 and a half years old and I feel fine. I feel like a teenager but I'm unable to do a lot of the things that I used to do but I enjoy life to the fullest.

There was no sacrifice in acting for me, even when I was starving in New York. I went three days without eating. Charlie Bronson and I sold blood for $5 so that we could eat.

Time is very important to art and if you don't have the time to select, art goes out the window.

I was happy because I was acting. Most of the time for nothing. But I was learning and to learn that you can learn opens up the world for you.

A world without Tony Randall is a world that I cannot recognize.

We treat old people so badly. There is nothing easy about 80.

I love the theater because I love the live audience and when we went three cameras we have a live audience in the study so we had someone to play to and react to. That laughter.

Walter Matthau made all the big money and he was wonderful as Oscar Madison on the stage. You couldn't beat him. I know because I replaced him on Broadway. He was just delightful.

I do not take constructive criticism from people who have never constructed anything.

Say what you have to say, not what you ought. Any truth is better than make-believe.

It is not good to be too free. It is not good to have everything one wants.

Have you noticed since Global Warming took hold that all the snowmen look kind of angry?

Our laughter is always the laughter of a group.

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.

My father always said excuses are the crutches for the untalented.

Prayer is the instrument of miracles.

Dreams have a hard time surviving when confronted with reality.

Continual failure is a road to success - if you have the strength to go on.