I remained dedicated to my desires, and it's what enabled me to come back after being fired seven or eight times, whatever it was.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

Only our individual faith in freedom can keep us free.

Stringent standards of self-evaluation [can] make otherwise objective successes seem to be personal failures

Don't shoot what it looks like. Shoot what it feels like.

As you know now, Rush Limbaugh is the new face of the Republican Party, but they'll probably go with a different body.

There's a lot more to playing in the big leagues in New York than just the baseball part.

A true understanding of who God is, who we are, and the missionary task should drive us to our knees and keep us there.

Even as the holy and the righteous cannot rise beyond the highest which is in each one of you, so the wicked and the weak cannot fall lower than the lowest which is in you also.

It is important to remember that these are your Declining Years, in which you can jolly well decline to do what you don't feel like doing, unless not doing it would make you feel worse than doing it.

Facts are not interesting to me.

I learn much more by traveling by myself.