I personally believe we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.

My space chums think reality was once a primitive method of crowd control that got out of hand. In my view, it’s absurdity dressed up in a three-piece business suit.

Falling in love is some kind of madness.

My parents were really political. The news was very important in our home. We basically had dinner every night while watching the news, and then we'd discuss it with our parents.

Men's first thoughts in this matter are generally better than their second; their natural notions better than those refin'd by study, or consultation with casuists.

Among Muslims, I think there are some who are very good and some hoodlums, like everywhere.

At least I get my little black dress cleaned once in awhile.

Think about it: What's the worst thing that can happen to you if you just totally go for it?

I really feel like I haven't had a job. Playing [baseball] and then doing television. I watched my mom clean houses and stuff, so that's work.

There is a difference when you work with actors who have worked on the stage. When we're out there in front of an audience eight times a week, you can't do it on your own.

You earn influence by giving value and attention to other people. BE USEFUL!

It's generally not wise to pick a fight with law enforcement in politics, especially when you're in the middle of a pretty significant scandal already.