I never said it was possible. I only said it was true.

I possess every good quality, but the one that distinguishes me above all is modesty.

My amateur interest in astronomy brought out the term "magnitude," which is used for the brightness of a star.

You may think the thing dangling between a guy's legs is his most sensitive part, but it's not. It's his precious ego. Never forget that, Allie.

When one has no character, one HAS to apply a method. Here it did wonders incontrovertibly, and I am living on the site of one of the greatest crimes in human history.

No back in the history of football was ever worth two fumbles a game.

I had fought on behalf of man against the sea, but I realized that it had become more urgent to fight on behalf of the sea against men.

The primary object of a student of literature is to be delighted. His duty is to enjoy himself, his efforts should be directed to developing his faculty of appreciation.

And remember people: you might not be plastic, but you are fantastic!

Wise is the person at either end. Who can in due measure spare as well as spend.

Attitude will always define who we are in life.

I'm a wet liberal really, and always have been. But I'm sort of an aggressive wet liberal.

Claire: Seriously? My mom? Let you in my room? In the middle of the night? Michael: Moms like me.