I never laugh until I've had my coffee.

Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.

Honey, we all got to go sometime, reason or no reason. Dying's as natural as living. The man who's too afraid to die is too afraid to live.

I am intrigued by glamorous women ... A vain woman is continually taking out a compact to repair her makeup. A glamorous woman knows she doesn't need to.

When it's over it's over. No questions, no tears, no farewell kisses.

It is an extra dividend when you like the girl you've fallen in love with.

The only reason they come to see me is that I know that life is great - and they know I know it.

Hell, if I'd jumped on all the dames I'm supposed to have jumped on, I'd have had no time to go fishing.

I'm just a lucky slob from Ohio who happened to be in the right place at the right time.

The things a man has to have are hope and confidence in himself against odds... And he must be ready to choose death before dishonor without making too much song and dance about it.

I'm no actor and I never have been. What people see on the screen is me.

There are hard days to live. You awake to a day when you feel you've done it all before, and you're going to do it again, so why do it at all.

She wasn't entirely sure if she was being rescued or kidnapped.

Whether on the scaffold high. Or on the battle-field we die Oh what matter when for Erin dear we fall.

The best of artists has no conception that the marble alone does not contain within itself.

Children always assume the sexual lives of their parents come to a grinding halt at their conception.

The neocons are supporting Hillary [Clinton] just like the neoliberals are. She's seeking the endorsement of Henry Kissinger as well.

The sun was a toddler insistently refusing to go to bed: It was past eight thirty and still light.

I have to deal with being famous. Sometimes I have to tell people I don't do autographs, thank you very much. At certain places, I refuse to have my photograph taken.

How hard it is to make your thoughts look anything but imbecile fools when you paint them with ink on paper.

Ye who dwell at home, Ye do not know the terrors of the main.