I miss Irish milk. Probably not as much as Superquinn sausages.

Welcome. Come on in to me world.

Yeah, spray tans are not for me.

I used to go play football matches in the morning, and Id go straight from me football game to a dance competition.

It can be easy to buy into anything. I would lose focus if I went with that attitude of wanting to be famous.

I used to go play football matches in the morning, and I'd go straight from me football game to a dance competition.

The very end of me mom's road is the back entrance to Bray Head. Usually climb it when I get home.

Suffering needs time. It cannot survive in the now.

[God] disciplines us for our good, that we may share His holiness.

Dogs understand your moods and your thoughts, and if you are thinking unpleasant things about your dog, he will pick it up and be downhearted.

You gotta be able to change worlds.

I wish President Obama had succeeded because I want America to succeed.

Truth is exact correspondence with reality.

Every one who has labored honestly in the past has aided to place knowledge and comfort within the reach of a constantly increasing number.

I started doing standup when I was in college, and I would incorporate a lot of characters into my act.

A Scotchman must be a very sturdy moralist who does not love Scotland better than truth.

Who would have thought that grieving an old relationship and enjoying a new one could happen simultaneously, in parallel? Yet another thing you only find out once it's happening to you.