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Steven Wright, Steven Wright Humor Quotes: I'm writing a book. I'm almost finished. I numbered the pages. Now all I have to do is fill them in.
         

I'm writing a book. I'm almost finished. I numbered the pages. Now all I have to do is fill them in.


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