I'm trying to, with my stand-up and with the podcast, give people these little stupid things to give them happiness. I know that sounds lofty or like I'm starting a cult, but I kind of feel that way.

If you have a friend with a blond mustache, he wants to touch you.

a room without boooks like a body without soul

The Sun will rise and set regardless. What we choose to do with the light while it's here is up to us. Journey wisely.

Writing is like bungee jumping for the soul...you take a deep breath, plunge into the abyss and hope the rope tethering you to the real world doesn't snap.

And this is my life, getting dumped with no warning. Or liking people who don't like me back, or who don't like me enough, or not as much as they like someone else.

If anyone asks me about the George Martin years I usually say I group all of that stuff together as the single greatest experience but I wasn't scared I was just really looking forward to it.

No vegetable exists which is not better slightly undercooked.

It's a wise thing to hold back.

When you learn to listen to your gutt, your find all the answers.

Set a beggar on horse backe, they saie, and hee will neuer alight.

I'm not so sure that horror should be dismissed as something less than literature.