Julian Clary Quotes

I've found a more personal, pagan kind of religion to satisfy the spiritual side of things.

Rodents can come across as being quite vacant in the personality stakes

I'm currently in an interesting correspondence with a nun about forgiveness

The bullying was hideous and relentless, and we turned it round by making ourselves celebrities.

The English like eccentrics. They just don't like them living next door.

I didn't think of myself as a tart, but I wouldn't argue with anyone who did

I think Australians like a bit of vulgarity

However light-hearted you try to be about it, the loss of youth, and everything that goes with it, is quite a trauma.

The good thing about getting older is that, as you become less attractive, so you have less desire to go out and conquer everyone you see

Just because someone's dead doesn't mean it's over. My grandfather died more than 25 years ago, but I still think of him a lot and smell his smell.

The whole business of getting famous was good fun, but it was a long time ago.

It was all about wanting to get revenge. Pathetic, really, but it still is the motivation.

I get just as much of a thrill out of constructing a good sentence that gets a laugh at the end as I do from a joke

I'm not sure how aware of the rest of the world I am. I live a rather sheltered existence

There is a single entendre, but I don't know about a triple one.

It's a wise thing to hold back.

I am full of gratitude for my life - and for this house.

I was lightweight - that was the whole point of me

I thought a dignified thing to do would be to live in the country by the time I'm 50 and write books

I'm currently in an interesting correspondence with a nun about forgiveness.