I'm the producer of "The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon," so I definitely have an exciting day job.

Sunrises and sunsets are real jerks about putting things in perspective.

You don't have to be a genius when you're surrounded by morons.

It doesn't pay to be good at something unless you are the absolute best at it.

Insanity is just what we call stupidity when it doesn't make sense.

Gratitude can sometimes be as annoying as whininess.

I thought I was going to be a poet when I was in college, but then I found out I was poor so I decided to do something I'd get paid for.

The more you write, the faster you'll write, and the less you'll mind throwing stuff out.

Crime is for poor people. You don't need to rob the bank if you own it.

I can't focus on any one day, because I always have to be ready for the next. It's fun but frenetic - like living in a circus that never stops performing.

A lot of young writers are very precious about their words. Don't be - you've got to be ready to burn stuff. You're not as good as you think you are, at least not yet.

We have to show these men and women freedom by enslaving them, and show them courage by frightening them.

When you're lost, admit it, and ask for directions.

The tree which moves some to tears of joy is in the eyes of others only a green thing that stands in the way.

Performing tai chi in space - it is comfortable we got more outer space chi.

Many schools include a service project as part of their curriculum, and many corporations have in-house projects for their employees or give them time off to do volunteer work.

I like men. They are hugely entertaining, but they have a lot of shortcomings and you just have to bear those in mind.

I'm responsive to my public, but I also follow my heart.

Although I was well past my teenage troubles, our music was specifically designed to lubricate the passage from adolescence to adulthood.

Whenever I can afford to do something, I do it.

Actually, my ideal life would be to have an evergreen tree farm and, every December, I'd load them up and just stand out on the street and sell Christmas trees.