I'm the most carefree mo'fo' in the world.

I'd rather be called a boy and play with paper airplanes than be called a man and play with a girl's heart.

Our band will never change , we will always be 5 singing idiots .

If a man whistles at you, don't turn around. You are a lady not a dog.

I won't date a model, because models are perfect and perfect is boring.

The boys that lose our directioners are so stupid, they will never find such beautiful girls in the whole entire world.

Being single doesn't mean your weak. It means your strong enough to wait for what you deserve.

Everyone deserves to feel good about themselves, and if you don’t then start because everyone is beautiful.

Dreams do come true, believe always. I dreamt every night of becoming a singer

I wonder if anyone thinks of me when they can’t fall asleep at night.

I'm the kind of boy that can fall in love with any girl because I love with the heart, not the eyes.

Perhaps I am just a coward who loves to laugh at life better than I do cry with it. But when I do get to crying, boy, I can roll a mean tear.

The same liberty that protects me also protects members of the Mafia.

Senate Minority Leader Harry Reid says he will not seek re-election. Harry said he wants to spend more time with his family. As I always say, check with your family.

Everyone complains of his memory, and nobody complains of his judgment.

Total loyalty is possible only when fidelity is emptied of all concrete content, from which changes of mind might naturally arise.

The Christian's chief occupational hazards are depression and discouragement.

Everything ends badly, otherwise it would not end.

There are many machines throughout history that were built to do something better than a human can.

My parents are both scientists, and I was raised without god.

The unflattering reviews are painful for short periods of time; the badly written ones are deeply, deeply insulting. That reviewer took no time to really read the book.