I'm so excited about the new iPad, I just iPeed my iPants.

I freely admit I'm confused. I'm a confused and troubled individual but at the same time...Its Free!

I used to psych myself up before the show and now I do the complete opposite: I psych myself down. It's 12:30 at night, you don't want some guy yelling at you. You want some guy just talking to you.

From 1934 to 1963, the biggest criminals in America ended up on Alcatraz. Nowadays they end up on Wall Street.

I think when you become a parent you go from being a star in the movie of your own life to the supporting player in the movie of someone else's.

A new survey says one in three adults will be dressing up for Halloween. As for me, I'm not going to do anything. I'm going as Congress.

This story is true. Of course, there are many lies therein and most of it did not happen, but it's all true. In that sense it is deeply religious, perhaps even biblical.

There's something spiritual in hard work. Spirituality isn't all aromatherapy and scented candles.

There's something I believe wholeheartedly: Cynicism is the true refuge of the pseudo-intellectual, .. Cynicism is easy. Joy is an extremely advanced spiritual and intellectual tenet.

HD doesn't mean anything to me. It's a technical thing. It's like demographics. A lot of people know about it.

I didn't say no because between safety and adventure I choose adventure.

For this reason, it is well said that misfortune is sometimes good for something, for it teaches at the same time that it hurts.

If you are afraid of being lonely, don't try to be right.

History is nothing new.

As governor of Ohio, I have an obligation to keep the 11.5 million people in Ohio safe. And we have been very effective with our Joint Terrorism Task Force, being able to make busts.

If a man doesn't know how to dance he doesn't know how to make love, there I said it!

Those Women who boast the Affections of their Admirers, have a greater share of Vanity than Love.

Experience teaches slowly, and at the cost of mistakes.

Feelings you have for each other will not be known unless you voice them.

The edge of the sea is a strange and beautiful place.

If you want what happens in the US, it can happen where you are, too.