I'm ready to forgive him for the desire to be a king, but not for wanting to have 23 million court jesters.

I don't know whether Europe will accept us, but Africa has already put us on their waiting list.

The nation wept tears of remorse for their leader: the tear-gas accomplished what was expected.

I have walked myself into my best thoughts and I know of no thought so burdensome that one cannot walk away from it.

If a man aspires towards a righteous life, his first act of abstinence is from injury to animals.

There are so many ways of saying Hi. Hiss it, trill it, bark it, sing it, bellow it, laugh it, cough it. A simple stroll in the hallway calls for paragraphs, sentences in your head, decisions galore.

I will rise from the darkness, shining like the morning star. Illuminated woman am I.

My heart knows me better than I know myself, so I'm gonna let it do all the talking.

If Mr. Bush and Mr. Forbes don't get most of the votes, they should be arrested for wasting money

I see myself being married to my girlfriend and backpacking all over the world. If I can go out and do a 15-mile hike and climb a 12,000-ft. peak, I'm good to go.

Christianity is not primarily about lifestyle change; it is about knowing God.

You must love beyond the difference of all religions, all nations, and all races. You are originally one.

The Dharma is a very, very special and precious thing. The more you practice it, the more you will realize this.