I'm not negative, pessimistic, angry, antisocial or schizophrenic. I'm a writer, and entitled to all that with pride.

Years ago a black man spoke about love and was crucified. Then Martin Luther King spoke about equality and was shot. Can you SEE why?

I think mixed women from interracial marriages are beautiful, and for many reasons, all of them good.

The funniest thing people say to me: "I wish I had your life". Hello! I make a living writing about it.

A $3 Cup of Coffee is Worth a Book.

If you're not hated by many, you're not good enough yet, because God hates and always hated the majority for good reasons.

There's no point in fighting for a woman that is rude and boring, just because she's hot. Such woman shortens your lifespan.

There is more ability to meditate in a rabbit than in one thousand Buddhists.

I don't have a problem with a world full of vampires and zombies but with one where the law forbids me from shooting them.

We are programmed to succeed from birth but we deprogram ourselves with beliefs

I've never tried to be famous or become a bestseller, just rich and remembered. The rest is a bonus.

In order to create a positive life, you have to have a positive vision and take creative actions.

A faint tear wet Meiko's eye, so slight a bit of moisture that it passed unseen by Yasuko. Yet all the anguish of which she never spoke was compressed into that single drop

One man's wage increase is another man's price increase.

When you are the lead in a romantic comedy, you have to worry about people really liking you.

You guard your hopes and pocket your dreams, you'd trade it all to avoid an unpleasant scene.

I know there are people who don't read fiction at all, and I find it hard to understand how they can bear to be inside the same head all the time.

I don't think that anyone can age in a conscious way and not experience grief.

It is our social responsibility as citizens of India to help fulfil Gandhiji's vision of Clean India, by his 150th birth anniversary in 2019.

My gravest secret is that I really did fake the moon landing. On Venus!

BLASPHEMOUS REVERENCE. Acting on the knowledge that the most efficacious form or devotion to the Divine Wow is tinctured with playful or mischievous behavior that prevents the buildup of fanaticism.