I'm not going to say that every record I've put out was the greatest record in history, but I'd stand by even the bad ones. Don't make excuses, make hits.

Everybody likes a roller coaster ride.

Reality TV finds talented people. There are no scripts. The editing is what it's all about. Great editing makes those shows.

I thought if Oasis could get away with sounding like The Beatles, I could get away with sounding like Abba.

There's a certain edge about cruelty. If you're honest about it, most people wince, but say it had to be said.

It is dishonest the way that people suddenly think they've found guitars, and wear their guitar as a badge.

Reality TV is here, it's been here really since the Carol Levis Discovery Show in 1957. It's never changed. It just looks a bit different.

Certainly in the modern age where everything is glossed over, when somebody speaks their mind, the majority of the public go, I'd love to have said that.

I think that's where reality TV works - you don't know where it's going.

I don't mind losing, but I don't like losing to cheats.

The public are not stupid.

Tell me who loves, who admires you, and I will tell you who you are.

We are the United States of Amnesia, we learn nothing because we remember nothing.

In America journalism is apt to be regarded as an extension of history: in Britain, as an extension of conversation.

I'm always excited to be around other actors. I sometimes only get to work with myself, and it's so tedious. I was so excited to go to work every day, and we ran into work every day.

I don't think we're going to build a 50-person spacecraft or a 100-person spacecraft.

Bachelor parties are for the married guys.

What we call 'morals' is simply blind obedience to words of command.

As prime minister, I will never make a decision that will be an injustice to Serbia and its citizens.

Virgo: Your teddy bear will reveal that he is pregnant and will require counseling.

It's shocking to say, but the cinema is quite a while away from me, and I haven't got a car yet.