I'm not as serious of a person as people make me out to be. Most people would think that I would be less successful in comedy, but I can crack a joke as well as anyone else.

I never wanted to be mainstream as a writer, but look at what's happened.

When you put someone on therapy, you lower the level of virus such that it makes it very difficult for them to infect others.

Control what I hold and of course be the boss of myself, no-one else will bring my wealth.

Certain people have the eye of the tiger, and I never was myself that kind of person, although I'm not a slacker.

Who was the fool, who the wise man, beggar or king? Whether poor or rich, all's the same in death.

If he wins a fourth Super Bowl, he's the greatest ever in my book.

The body grows by food and work, the mind by use, and the soul through joy and pain.

What we do to animals, we do to ourselves.

The library is the biggest cracker box factory in the world. The more you eat, the more you want.

We uniformly applaud what is right and condemn what is wrong, when it costs us nothing but the sentiment.