I'm not a comedian. I'm what you call a good, old-fashioned working actor who has had delusions of grandeur for my entire career and has known what I want to do.

If I could rub a genie and anything could happen? Truthfully, my other love, and this is a complete 180, but I'd love to do a spy or an espionage pic, like a James Bond movie.

I'm not a comedian, I'm an actor.

Im a huge fan of the James Bond genre.

I would beg, borrow, and steal to live in N.Y.C.

I work in L.A. from time to time.

I started watching The Stooges religiously and obsessively when I was probably about four or five years old till around the age of 18.

If you really pay attention to the movie, it comes into play, in many different sections.

If you have the power to put a smile on one person’s face, you have the power to change the world.

You are not forever in the dark. Look up. There's the Light.

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There's a time for all things.

My daddy was determined to make me a dentist and a baseball player. And I loved my daddy but I wasted four years of college trying to do what he wanted me to do, and not what I felt I wanted to do.

Don't congratulate yourself for baseline integrity.

My mother was a listener. I'm a talker. I'm very comfortable talking.

Now, Max, I think we both know your parents aren't missionaries." I opened my eyes wide. "No? Well, for God's sake, don't tell them. They'd be crushed. Thinking they're doing the Lord's work and all.

The consequence of Mr. Bush's and Blair's historic lie that the reason for invading Iraq was weapons of mass destruction, is that everything is being doubted.

If you have to prove you are worthy of credit, your credit is already gone.