I'm just trying to portray what I find ironic or humorous.

People are going to behave however the social norms permit, and beyond that.

Yeah, I don't deal with current events or pop culture, and I avoid politics like the plague.

Milkmen seem so wholesome, and there's no way anybody can be that wholesome.

I grew up in a military family, and there's something about that military-style uniform, all cleaned up, a brutal control effort the military necessarily breeds.

People get really caught up in their own trips.

I am too old for an eyebrow piercing but too young for an eyebrow lift.

People are essentially red meat. They are.

I was doing illustration work, and the cartooning slowly took over.

We all have our pet things that we like to get religious about.

We live in a society that blames everybody else for what's wrong.

Education is fundamentally religious. Consequently, there is no question about whether a morality will be imposed in that education, but rather which morality will be imposed.

I have a very strong feeling that the opposite of love is not hate - it's apathy. It's not giving a damn.

You have the sun, you have the moon, you have the air that you breathe - and you have the Rolling Stones!

An osteopath is only a human engineer, who should understand all the laws governing his engine and thereby master disease.

If you talk to most athletes, the place you're most comfortable is your playing field. I'm not so comfortable at a podium or talking about events.

Well, what I tried to do is to just listen to my voice, because my voice is my boss. She decides.

All types of riches should be amassed by all means.

A novel is a performance you have to plan.

Children and old people and the parents in between should be able to live together, in order to learn how to die with grace, together. And I fear that this is purely utopian fantasy.

My image of Jesus is someone who is exciting...Were he alive today, he would be causing havoc!