I'm gonna do a great job for America.

Nothing is easy, but who wants nothing?

There's nobody bigger or better at the military than I am.

I am the only one who can make America truly great again!

Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war.

Don’t be afraid of being unique. It’s like being afraid of your best self.

I could stand in the middle Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters.

If you're going to be thinking anyway, think big!

Always try to learn from other people's mistakes, not your own- it is much cheaper that way!

Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad.

This very expensive GLOBAL WARMING bullshit has got to stop. Our planet is freezing, record low temps,and our GW scientists are stuck in ice.

When we look at things differently, things look different.

Life is full of uncertainties. Ye must grasp the moment.

If you really have talent, you know, you'll go on writing - whatever people say to you.

I've got two children, and if my voice is still out there, I want the money to go to them when I die.

There si nothing upon the face of the earth so insipid as a medium. Give me love or hate! A friend that will go to jail for me, or an enemy that will run me through the body!

Keep good relations with the Grecians.

change starts at the bottom. I think we're disempowered by the idea that it starts at the top, when really change is like a tree. It does start at the bottom.

Boasting is the outward form of the inner condition of pride.

Fill high the cup with Samian wine!

There are many ways to the Divine. I have chosen the ways of song, dance, and laughter.