I'm going to live forever, or die trying !

Sometimes I think I must have a Guardian Idiot. A little invisible spirit just behind my shoulder, looking out for me...only he's an imbecile.

Librarians are the secret masters of the world. They control information. Don't ever piss one off.

If a person who indulges in gluttony is a glutton, and a person who commits a felony is a felon, then God is an iron.

You become uneasy with people in direct proportion to how many lies you have to keep track of in their presence.

Pain shared is pain lessened; joy shared is joy increased. Thus do we refute entropy.

Anger is always - always - fear in disguise.

We are all time travelers moving at the speed of exactly 60 minutes per hour.

Shared joy is increased, shared pain is lessened.

Man, you're no smarter than me. You're just a fancier kind of stupid.

It's always coldest before the warm.

All great men face challenges in the pursuit of their goals. However, the challenges did not deter them for pushing forward and realizing their goals.

My father had the same name as me but he was known as Alec. He was a member of the House of Representatives.

What we employ in charitable uses during our lives is given away from ourselves; what we bequeath at our death is given from others only, as our nearest relations.

If ice can burn, then love and hate can mate.

How quickly a truly benevolent act is repaid by the consciousness of having done it!

While we are here we should set goals and achieve them, make the best of things, make others feel good about themselves, and be happy with what we are and what we are doing.

We can't be empowered women in our career and strong women in our relationships if it weren't for the fact that we're healthy.

I was a prosecutor in Brooklyn in the homicide division and then as a senior assistant district attorney.

If there's a God, we must see him and if there's a soul we must perceive it. Otherwise, it's better not to believe.

this interesting subject, which, if the condition of man is to be progressively ameliorated, as we fondly hope and believe, is to be the chief instrument in effecting it.