I'm capable of looking on the bright side. I just don't do it very often.

Long hair is an unpardonable offense which should be punishable by death.

I normally live in Los Angeles, if you can call it normal living.

The rhino is now more or less extinct, and it's not because of global warming or shrinking habitats. It's because of Beyonce's handbags.

It's so easy to laugh, It's so easy to hate, It takes guts to be gentle and kind.

I've never intended to be controversial but it's very easy to be controversial in pop music because nobody ever is.

I do think it's possible to go through life and never fall in love, or find someone who loves you.

Robert Smith is a whingebag.

Shyness is nice, but shyness can stop you from doing all the things in life that you'd like to.

Artists aren't really people. And I'm actually 40 per cent papier mache.

He referred to me as an 'insufferable puffed-up prat'. This is a bit rich coming from a man who actually married his own mother.

Sometimes we want to believe something so badly that we allow ourselves to be taken advantage of.

I suspect Nargles are behind it.

Nature reacts not only to physical disease but also to moral weakness when the danger increases she gives us greater courage.

Is this college football's version of Arena Football? These guys need to grow some hair on their peaches.

Neutrino physics is largely an art of learning a great deal by observing nothing.

Record labels have enjoyed a 100-year monopoly of selling plastic and now they're up against a different format.

As a nation, I believe we've acquired faith in ourselves.

Unwillingness to accept God's 'way of escape' from temptation frightens me - what a rebel yet resides within.

In the mind, there are no limits...

When a gust of wind hits a broken bone, you feel it.