I'm a producer... I am a Hollywood producer. That is so weird. And it's not lame. But it's just like, how did that happen?

Do goofy stories make people nice? What if, in their goofiness, these stories somehow inspire that in the right way. Is that a social good?

I hate conservatives, but I really hate liberals.

With religion I was always like, 'Does it matter if it's true if it makes you happy?'

The culture is just so coarse that you have to take it to that level and people will be like, 'Whoa!' And then you can make people think about stuff. It's kind of like shock therapy.

Anybody in television lives under grinding deadlines.

The last few years on ‘South Park’ we have done some of the riskiest things we have ever done, knowing it could kill the show, but we also know that’s what we have to do.

That decision to commit your life to certain principles and a certain narrative, if I wrote a paper on that, I know I'd find inconsistencies.

There's something uniquely aggravating about the smugness of liberal Hollywood.

Sometimes we come up with something great, but a lot of times it just feels like work.

I'm concerned about people being happy.

This is why people are so hard to understand. I cannot even estimate their gravitational pull.

You can't stop the futureYou can't rewind the pastThe only way to learn the secret...is to press play.

A man who offers to cook after he's seen you trying to freeze a dead dog has to be at least a little bit keen.

Bliss is inherent in the Self as fragrance is inherent in a flower. As the flower of the Self-love blossoms, bliss comes spontaneously as the fragrance.

Exercise is done against one's wishes and maintained only because the alternative is worse.

Not everything that steps out of line, and thus "abnormal", must necessarily be "inferior".

The only thing that goes on in your life is what your allow to go on in your life

You can’t have peace without a war.

When I die, there will be people who send flowers to Ethel Mertz.

Other lands have their vitality in a few, a class, but we have it in the bulk of our people.