Do goofy stories make people nice? What if, in their goofiness, these stories somehow inspire that in the right way. Is that a social good?

I hate conservatives, but I really hate liberals.

With religion I was always like, 'Does it matter if it's true if it makes you happy?'

The culture is just so coarse that you have to take it to that level and people will be like, 'Whoa!' And then you can make people think about stuff. It's kind of like shock therapy.

Anybody in television lives under grinding deadlines.

The last few years on ‘South Park’ we have done some of the riskiest things we have ever done, knowing it could kill the show, but we also know that’s what we have to do.

That decision to commit your life to certain principles and a certain narrative, if I wrote a paper on that, I know I'd find inconsistencies.

There's something uniquely aggravating about the smugness of liberal Hollywood.

Sometimes we come up with something great, but a lot of times it just feels like work.

I'm concerned about people being happy.

We've rewritten entire scenes and had them animated twelve hours before the show goes on the air. It's not fun.

Tree is tree.

Once a decision was made I did not worry about it afterward.

I discipline churchgoers with godly lessons and sharp words if they do not change their ways. My goal is to open their hearts so that they seek forgiveness.

Rhyme, that enslaved queen, that supreme charm of our poetry, that creator of our meter.

What an amazing and sacred place [Israel] to end the tour

The actor must use his imagination to be able to answer all questions (when, where, why, how). Make the make-believer existence more definite.

Violence is never a solution in my plays, just as ultimately violence is never a solution in human affairs.

You have to give credit where credit is due.

It is not the passion of a mind struggling with misfortune, or the hopelessness of its desires, but of a mind preying on itself, and disgusted with, or indifferent to all other things.

A poem is a serious joke, a truth that has learned jujitsu.