I'm a dude, obviously, and when I'm not in a relationship, I don't do laundry until I want to. But if I live with a girl, you have to do it when she wants to or when we want to, which sucks.

My biggest pet peeve is when a girl says, "I'm not into drama." Why are you even mentioning it?! That's dramatic in itself!

Women, tend to talk more than men, and they do this thing where they say things that can easily be shown. Like, they don't need to do that.

Once I started doing stand-up, everything fell into place. That was when I started acting more; I felt like I'd found my place in the business.

Taxation is the legitimate support of government.

I knew nothing about film at all. I suppose the biggest surprise is all these things. In the theatre we sort of do, I might do two or three key interviews and that would be it.

whatever you become be good at it

Actors are just entertainers, even the serious ones. That's all an actor is. He's like a serious Bruce Forsyth.

The chill of what I won't feel gnaws at my present heart.

People who are criticizing... don't really get it, because if they did, they would like it.

This is a revolution of the mind, get your mind together and get away from drugs.

I look at the textures, surfaces, colors, and the individual objects in the painting. And then I wonder: what are the relationships among them? Those relationships are everything.

There exist thousands of Americans who have AIDS-defining diseases but are HIV negative.

My bedroom is my sanctuary. It's like a refuge, and it's where I do a fair amount of designing - at least conceptually, if not literally.